oh This must be it. that other palace was so much spmaller smaller. OK. Ummm.... what to say...
My father was a dc doctor . An animal doctor. You know, monkeys and cats and the like. I onece aspired to be like him, helping thie little critters to live more comfortable lives. In fact, I studied at a school... I can't recall which one... to become a veteranarian. That didn't turn out well.
So I got a different job. Now I work in mud. Yeah, mud. I live around swamps usually, going from swamp to bog to marsh whenecer whenever I'm told. Or when I feel like it. Goddammit I'm running out of mud-out.
You'd be surprised how interesting mud can be; I've been told the Alaskans have some crazy number lui like 200 words for snow. I have coin considerable fewer words for mud, but moire more than qw would be expected,. Fo For example, moop. The stuff smells nasty. If I keep writing in this "blog," (what a dumb word!) I will expound upon my vocabulary.
So I hope you're happy Stephen. This typewriter probably won't last too long what with all the grime I've built u up in this single session.
Now to figure out thow how to send this out....
-- Scott Sluggwood-Graymire
edit?
Upon reading the previous entries to this blog, I have come to realize that I was expected to post much later. Well, I got pretty excited by the prospect of computers, so I had a friend hekp help me set one of those laptop machines. He's pretty damned smart with these thing.s. He got me as far as this blog and had to leave, so I don't really know my way around, but I can post at least.
To tewll tell you the truth, I think he may have been driven off m by the smell. I haven't cleaned this apartemn apartment int in a while... I don't fell the need for it. Nature has a way of reclaiming its own, why combat it? I feel more at home in the wetlands anyway, so I don't spend too much time here. I will retern return from time to time to keep you (whoever you are) updated as to my interesting findings and musings. I hope you will stay interestre interested.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
A New Beginning (#1)
Hello! My name is Stephen. I'm not a particularly well known individual, so I doubt you've heard of me.
Recently I made one of those life-changing decisions. Nothing too big, like buying a house or starting a business. I turned twenty-one last year, and a few weeks ago it occurred to me that I've barely seen anything. Y'know, nothing beyond the East Coast. Florida a few times. That was nice. Warm. But I've never left the country, and rarely do I see anything outside of TV or the internet. So I decided to fix that.
I'm going to see the world! I've only got a few thousand dollars to my name, and a very vague plan of attack, but I have a feeling this will be the greatest experience of my life. I know, it's probably overblown in my mind, but the excitement is just so galvanizing. The U.S. (outside of New York), Europe, Asia... anyplace I can make it to on my meager savings. I can't wait to learn about the world! Exclamation point! And this is where I'll chronicle my little adventure. Even if nobody ever sees it, I can always print it out and look at it as a reminder of the good times when it finally has to end.
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Something else to add already! On the bus ride to the airport, I met an interesting pair of people. I told them what I was doing and about my blog, which I likely mentioned in an extremely excited manner considering they actually seemed interested. In my eagerness to share my experiences I even invited them to join me in my blogging.
One of them probably won't ever post, considering he didn't even know what a blog was. But we'll probably get a visit from the other guy. I'm not sure where he was going, since he couldn't remember the name of the place. However, he did mention that he was on a trip to go pick up his grandpa's pen, or something like that. Must be some pen!
Anyway, for those of you who do know me, don't freak out when these strangers post. Later!
Recently I made one of those life-changing decisions. Nothing too big, like buying a house or starting a business. I turned twenty-one last year, and a few weeks ago it occurred to me that I've barely seen anything. Y'know, nothing beyond the East Coast. Florida a few times. That was nice. Warm. But I've never left the country, and rarely do I see anything outside of TV or the internet. So I decided to fix that.
I'm going to see the world! I've only got a few thousand dollars to my name, and a very vague plan of attack, but I have a feeling this will be the greatest experience of my life. I know, it's probably overblown in my mind, but the excitement is just so galvanizing. The U.S. (outside of New York), Europe, Asia... anyplace I can make it to on my meager savings. I can't wait to learn about the world! Exclamation point! And this is where I'll chronicle my little adventure. Even if nobody ever sees it, I can always print it out and look at it as a reminder of the good times when it finally has to end.
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Something else to add already! On the bus ride to the airport, I met an interesting pair of people. I told them what I was doing and about my blog, which I likely mentioned in an extremely excited manner considering they actually seemed interested. In my eagerness to share my experiences I even invited them to join me in my blogging.
One of them probably won't ever post, considering he didn't even know what a blog was. But we'll probably get a visit from the other guy. I'm not sure where he was going, since he couldn't remember the name of the place. However, he did mention that he was on a trip to go pick up his grandpa's pen, or something like that. Must be some pen!
Anyway, for those of you who do know me, don't freak out when these strangers post. Later!
A Lack of Introduction
Oh, hello! I didn't see you there.
Well, now that you're here, you may as well stay a spell. Not that you have a choice, mind you.
Since this is the first time we met, I suppose I should introduce myself. But I won't. That's something best left to be discovered as time goes on. In the future. Where I'm waiting. Right now.
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So! Now that it's the future, and you're finally here, we can begin (although, of course, I will still not be introducing myself). The posts hereon will chronicle the events surrounding a notably notable cast of characters, a group of fine adventurers whose stories are true and, as a result, not a fabrication.
I salute you, my new and greatest friend, on joining us on this journey into the corporeal.
Well, now that you're here, you may as well stay a spell. Not that you have a choice, mind you.
Since this is the first time we met, I suppose I should introduce myself. But I won't. That's something best left to be discovered as time goes on. In the future. Where I'm waiting. Right now.
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So! Now that it's the future, and you're finally here, we can begin (although, of course, I will still not be introducing myself). The posts hereon will chronicle the events surrounding a notably notable cast of characters, a group of fine adventurers whose stories are true and, as a result, not a fabrication.
I salute you, my new and greatest friend, on joining us on this journey into the corporeal.
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